the birthday run down

3: how many martinis I got out of one order at Applebee's. Pomegranate. yummy.
5: total glasses of beverage consumed (one cosmo, one long island iced tea, and the above listed items)
2: Approximate hours of badminton played at my house. I was a bit rusty.
4: times the birdie got stuck in the tree.
21: Gifts my family gave me. It was cute.
1: Excessive Hannah Montana birthday cards my dad gave me as a joke.
20: pieces of silverware I received from my grandmother.
4: People at any given point in the past month that were scheming to have James surprise me.
1: Days taken off of work
3: Times I threw up once I got home. I wasn't drunk by any standards, just too much sugar combined with Applebee's nachos. What can you do.